HYDRATION IS FOR SISSIES™

Are you sick of buying meme-grade accessories only to find that they just sit around collecting dust because you've come to realize that hydration is silly and can seriously affects your training wilks?

Well now you can change that forever with THE BOTTLE BUDDY™!

THE BOTTLE BUDDY™ is the first ammonia storage solution designed to work as a standalone magnetic unit -OR- integrate with your Massenomics™ Drink Spotter™ and breath new life into what was once considered tantamount to garbage!  

With a heavily chamfered bottle cavity measuring in at 1.986" and 3 (three) precision-aligned ampule storage compartments, THE BOTTLE BUDDY™ will make sure that spicy air is always within reach, whether you're training to hunt elk or just lift the universe in your garage! 

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!

Order now and you can add a knurled beverage/storage compartment to THE BOTTLE BUDDY™ that will comfortably fit any flavor of La Croix or even the crispiest of Busch Lights.  (REQUIRES MASSENOMICS DRINK SPOTTER!)

Don't wait! Order yours today!

*** IMPORTANT***

These items are all 3D printed in house and made to order.   Please allow 2-4 days for production.

The Storage Compartment requires the Massenomics™ Drink Spotter™ to function as it hangs off the side of it.