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Obsidian Ammonia

ULTRA ZERO™

Obsidian Ammonia

ULTRA ZERO™

$29.95

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POWERED BY OBSIDIAN ULTRA AND PURE RAGE!

Against our better judgment we've gone and made the most Kyle Approved™ bottle of salts imaginable. Spiked with a gentle citrus scent, these salts will have you blasting through PR's and your parents walls with energy to spare!

WANT SOMETHING STRONGER? GET YOU SOME NOSE BLEACH!

INSTRUCTIONS: COMBINE ACTIVATOR TO CONTENTS OF BOTTLE AND SHAKE UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE REGRET.

DISCLAIMER: Obsidian Ammonia and it's partners are not responsible for any damages (both property and personal) caused by the use of this product. Please don't die.

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Obsidian Ammonia

NOSE BLEACH™

Obsidian Ammonia

NOSE BLEACH™

$34.95

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BECAUSE F*CK YOUR NOSE.

Every bottle of Nose Bleach™ is made with ACS-grade Ammonium Hydroxide (NH₄OH) that is captured within a super-absorbent polymer to help prevent spills and maximize the life of your bottle, while providing hit after ludicrous hit of that sweet spicy air.

WARNING!
NOSE BLEACH™ is NOT a bottle for first-timers or even someone who can snort a handful of ampules and maintain composure. If you have never used smelling salts before you should start with HYPE DUST™ or NOSE CANDY™ to help judge your tolerance for ammonia before diving into the deep waters with Nose Bleach™.

USE AT OWN RISK.

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THE NEW STANDARD.

Your bench might be trash, but your smelling salts don't have to be.

Every bottle of Obsidian has been carefully developed to provide the perfect balance of potency and performance.

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ULTRA ZERO™

ULTRA ZERO™

NOSE BLEACH™

NOSE BLEACH™

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ULTRA ZERO™

ULTRA ZERO™

NOSE BLEACH™

NOSE BLEACH™

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THOR BJORNSSON - 501KG DEADLIFT

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