BANNED FROM AMAZON!

Thanks to the massive influx of small, shitty brands pushing their mediocre smelling salts on Amazon, the FDA has cracked down on all ammonia inhalants which has forced Amazon to remove all smelling salts from their marketplaces.

Use Code "AMAZONSUCKS" to SAVE 25% on all bottles while we sort this shit out and be sure to stock up as they will likely hit other platforms with this ban soon!

Personally, I blame Joe Rogan.

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PUMPKIN SPICE LOBOTOMY™

$39.95

LIMITED FALL RELEASE!

** BACK AND BIGGER THAN EVER! **

Powered by Nose Bleach™ and infused with Pumpkin Spice fragrance, this seasonal blend of olfactory mayhem is guaranteed to elevate your basic bitch hype game and have you smashing big weight.

Size: 225CC

Every bottle of Pumpkin Spice Lobotomy™ is made with ACS-grade Ammonium Hydroxide (NH₄OH) that is captured within a super-absorbent polymer to help prevent spills and maximize the life of your bottle, while providing hit after ludicrous hit of that sweet spicy air.

CONTAINS: Ammonium Hydroxide ACS, Sodium Polyacrylate, Fragrance, Cotton

WARNING!

PSL is NOT a bottle for first-timers or even someone who can snort a handful of ampules and maintain composure. If you have never used smelling salts before you should start with Hype Dust or Saiyan Salts to help judge your tolerance for ammonia before diving into the deep waters with Nose Bleach™.

USE AT OWN RISK.

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