THIS IS THE LAST OF THEM  GET EM WHILE YOU CAN!

POWERED BY MONSTER AND PURE RAGE!

Against our better judgment we've gone and made the most Kyle Approved™ bottle of salts imaginable. Spiked with a gentle citrus scent, these salts will have you blasting through PR's and your parents walls with energy to spare!

  INSTRUCTIONS:   
COMBINE ACTIVATOR TO CONTENTS OF BOTTLE AND SHAKE UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE REGRET.

HOW TO NOT DIE: 
  1) PARTIALLY OPEN CAP
  2) KEEP BOTTLE 204" FROM NOSE
  3) REPLACE CAP AFTER USE
  4) STORE BELOW 25°C (75°F)

DISCLAIMER: Obsidian Ammonia and it's partners are not responsible for any damages (both property and personal) caused by the use of this product.  Please don't die.

EASY DRINKING REGRET

This limited edition Bud Light rip-off is the perfect addition to your arsenal of regret.

STANDARD: Just add 15mL of beer (or water) to activate!
NOSE BLEACH: No Activation required!

SIZE: 250CC

CONTAINS: Ammonium Chloride, Sodium Carbonate, Cotton

USE AT OWN RISK.