IT'S SQUATOBER!!

Which means it's officially time to eat big and squat heavy... and you can't do either of those without plenty of salt!

So, while you prepare for the world's largest knee bending party you can use code "SQUATOBER" to SAVE 25% on all bottles for the entire month of October!

SQUAT NOW!

PUMPKIN SPICE LOBOTOMY™

$39.95

LIMITED FALL RELEASE!

** BACK AND BIGGER THAN EVER! **

Powered by Nose Bleach™ and infused with Pumpkin Spice fragrance, this seasonal blend of olfactory mayhem is guaranteed to elevate your basic bitch hype game and have you smashing big weight.

Size: 225CC

Every bottle of Pumpkin Spice Lobotomy™ is made with ACS-grade Ammonium Hydroxide (NH₄OH) that is captured within a super-absorbent polymer to help prevent spills and maximize the life of your bottle, while providing hit after ludicrous hit of that sweet spicy air.

CONTAINS: Ammonium Hydroxide ACS, Sodium Polyacrylate, Fragrance, Cotton

WARNING!

PSL is NOT a bottle for first-timers or even someone who can snort a handful of ampules and maintain composure. If you have never used smelling salts before you should start with Hype Dust or Saiyan Salts to help judge your tolerance for ammonia before diving into the deep waters with Nose Bleach™.

USE AT OWN RISK.

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