LIMITED RESTOCK!! 

Powered by Obsidian Ultra and infused with Pumpkin Spice and Iron Oxide, this seasonal blend of olfactory mayhem is guaranteed to elevate your basic bitch hype game and have you smashing big weight.

NOTE: ALL CONTEST BOTTLES HAVE BEEN SOLD!  BE FASTER NEXT YEAR!

THIS IS THE MOST ANTICIPATED DROP OF THE YEAR AND IS ONLY AVAILABLE FOR THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER... IF THEY LAST THAT LONG.

The classic college tee that will make you look young even though everything hurts.

Printed in-house on 100% ring-spun cotton tees.

THE NAME YOU CAN TRUST.

Our take on the standard ammonia inhalant that every other company has released -- only the label on this one is dope. Nothing fancy, just add water.

Store in your mothers pantry when not in use.

Science Rating: 3
Size: 100cc

PROTIP: LESS IS MORE WHEN ADDING WATER -- THROW A FEW MORE DROPS IN WHEN IT FADES TO KICKSTART THE REACTION. 

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This limited run of leather straps have been made by North Lift Belts out of Alberta, Canada and are built to be bombproof

Stamped with out Erlenmeyer Skull logo and fastened with solid brass rivets these will be the last straps you will ever buy!