POLITICS ARE SILLY.

SAVE 25% ON ALL SMELLING SALTS WHEN YOU USE CODE:

"TARIFF"

PLUS, FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS OVER $75

(US ONLY, SORRY!)

SHOP NOW

Obsidian Ammonia

IRISH CAR BOMB™

Obsidian Ammonia

IRISH CAR BOMB™

$34.95

SNIFF ME, I'M IRISH!

Infused with a blend of whiskey and oatmeal stout that will have you smashing weight and throwing hands with your spotters.

Don't miss out on this St. Paddy's Day abomination because it won't be back until next year!

Full details

Obsidian Ammonia

ULTRA ZERO™

Obsidian Ammonia

ULTRA ZERO™

$34.95

Quantity

POWERED BY OBSIDIAN ULTRA AND PURE RAGE!

Against our better judgment we've gone and made the most Kyle Approved™ bottle of salts imaginable. Spiked with a gentle citrus scent, these salts will have you blasting through PR's and your parents walls with energy to spare!

WANT SOMETHING STRONGER? GET YOU SOME NOSE BLEACH!

INSTRUCTIONS: COMBINE ACTIVATOR TO CONTENTS OF BOTTLE AND SHAKE UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE REGRET.

DISCLAIMER: Obsidian Ammonia and it's partners are not responsible for any damages (both property and personal) caused by the use of this product. Please don't die.

Full details

Obsidian Ammonia

NOSE BLEACH™

Obsidian Ammonia

NOSE BLEACH™

$39.95

Quantity

BECAUSE F*CK YOUR NOSE.

Every bottle of Nose Bleach™ is made with ACS-grade Ammonium Hydroxide (NH₄OH) that is captured within a super-absorbent polymer to help prevent spills and maximize the life of your bottle, while providing hit after ludicrous hit of that sweet spicy air.

WARNING!
NOSE BLEACH™ is NOT a bottle for first-timers or even someone who can snort a handful of ampules and maintain composure. If you have never used smelling salts before you should start with HYPE DUST™ or NOSE CANDY™ to help judge your tolerance for ammonia before diving into the deep waters with Nose Bleach™.

USE AT OWN RISK.

Full details