Produced exclusively for the Hybrid Showdown 4, these smelling salts are powered by Obsidian Ultra™ and require activation by combining the wet & dry ingredients to produce what can only be described as rocket fuel in a bottle.
Combine activator with contents of bottle and shake until if feels like regret.
Bottle will become warm when fully activated -- DO NOT ADD WATER!
Are you sick of buying meme-grade accessories only to find that they just sit around collecting dust because you've come to realize that hydration is silly and can seriously affects your training wilks?
Well now you can change that forever with THEBOTTLE BUDDY™!
THEBOTTLE BUDDY™ is the first ammonia storage solution designed to work as a standalone magnetic unit -OR- integrate with your Massenomics™ Drink Spotter™ and breath new life into what was once considered tantamount to garbage!
With a heavily chamfered bottle cavity measuring in at 1.986" and 3 (three) precision-aligned ampule storage compartments, THEBOTTLE BUDDY™ will make sure that spicy air is always within reach, whether you're training to hunt elk or just lift the universe in your garage!
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
Order now and you can add a knurled beverage/storage compartment to THEBOTTLE BUDDY™ that will comfortably fit any flavor of La Croix or even the crispiest of Busch Lights. (REQUIRES MASSENOMICS DRINK SPOTTER!)
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PRE-ORDER RUNS UNTIL NOVEMBER 30TH.
These items are all 3D printed in house and made to order.
Stop your granny shifting and start double-clutching some heavy weight with this bubble gum scented atrocity! Every bottle of Nitro™ is made using ACS grade ammonium chloride and is sealed with a phenolic polycone cap to lock in all that angry science.
Mix the activator with the contents of the bottle and hang on tight. Bottle will get warm when fully activated and things might feel kinda sketchy for a minute. Don't worry, it's totally safe...