F#*K YOUR NOSE... IN 3D!

This time around you're going to want to make sure sure there's an adult nearby and your insurance is up to date, because we've doubled down on the hurt with a bigger bottle and a 3D label!   

WIN YOUR ENTIRE ORDER!

That's right!  Just grab one of the Limited Edition Motel Key bundles you're automatically entered to win your entire order!  Every tag is 3D printed, individually numbered and, most importantly, designed, printed and assembled by yours truly! 

There will be THREE winners total and the draw will be going down on Friday August 6th at 12PM EST!

WARNING!
Nose Bleach 3D is NOT a bottle for first-timers or even someone who can snort a handful of ampules and maintain composure.  If you have never used smelling salts before you should start with Hype Dust or Obsidian Ultra to help judge your tolerance for ammonia before diving into the deep waters with Nose Bleach 3D.  

Use at your own risk!

The classic college tee that will make you look young even though everything hurts.

Printed in-house on 100% ring-spun cotton tees.

THE NAME YOU CAN TRUST.

Our take on the standard ammonia inhalant that every other company has released -- only the label on this one is dope. Nothing fancy, just add water.

Store in your mothers pantry when not in use.

Science Rating: 3
Size: 100cc

PROTIP: LESS IS MORE WHEN ADDING WATER -- THROW A FEW MORE DROPS IN WHEN IT FADES TO KICKSTART THE REACTION. 

ALSO AVAILABLE THROUGH

This limited run of leather straps have been made by North Lift Belts out of Alberta, Canada and are built to be bombproof

Stamped with out Erlenmeyer Skull logo and fastened with solid brass rivets these will be the last straps you will ever buy!

Because it's thigh o'clock somewhere...

MAROON WITH SKULL LOGO

Printed in-house and build for speed.

Features:

• Side pockets (2 of em!)
• Elastic waistband with flat internal drawcord
  
• 4.5" inseam
• Size down for improved aerodynamics