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Obsidian Ammonia

ULTRA ZERO™

ULTRA ZERO™

Obsidian Ammonia

ULTRA ZERO™

Regular price $29.95

POWERED BY OBSIDIAN ULTRA AND PURE RAGE!

Against our better judgment we've gone and made the most Kyle Approved™ bottle of salts imaginable. Spiked with a gentle citrus scent, these salts will have you blasting through PR's and your parents walls with energy to spare!

  WANT SOMETHING STRONGER?   GET YOU SOME NOSE BLEACH!

  INSTRUCTIONS:   
COMBINE ACTIVATOR TO CONTENTS OF BOTTLE AND SHAKE UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE REGRET.

HOW TO NOT DIE: 
  1) PARTIALLY OPEN CAP
  2) KEEP BOTTLE 2-4" FROM NOSE
  3) REPLACE CAP AFTER USE
  4) STORE BELOW 25°
C (75°F)

DISCLAIMER: Obsidian Ammonia and it's partners are not responsible for any damages (both property and personal) caused by the use of this product.  Please don't die.

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