Against our better judgment we've gone and made the most Kyle Approved™ bottle of salts imaginable. Spiked with a gentle citrus scent, these salts will have you blasting through PR's and your parents walls with energy to spare!
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INSTRUCTIONS: COMBINE ACTIVATOR TO CONTENTS OF BOTTLE AND SHAKE UNTIL IT FEELS LIKE REGRET. DISCLAIMER: Obsidian Ammonia and it's partners are not responsible for any damages (both property and personal) caused by the use of this product. Please don't die.